For F*ck Sake, U.S.A. — Enough!

I know it’s too late, but I’m saying it anyway.

Look, U.S.A., I get it that you are all bunched up, and you can’t help but pick at all these petty little scabs despite the fact that you know it’s gonna leave scars.

But seriously? Is this how we are going to end things? You are going to put us back in the hands of a ridiculous, egocentric, immoral troll?