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Enough with the Emails, Kamala!

Seriously?

Ted Carter
Aug 31, 2024

Sometimes I feel the need to wax poetic about the things on my mind. Other times I feel Shakespeare was correct when he wrote “Brevity is the soul of wit.”

So I’ll be brief.

Kamala, if you were able to match and exceed what Biden had in campaign funds within a week of announcing you were running for President, why in the name of all that is holy am I getting 20 emails a day asking for contributions?

Enough, already.

I fully support you, and I give what I think is reasonable to give in terms of my time, my money, and my attention.

Your opponent is the candidate of greed and shameless money grubbing. Don’t be like him!

So, to conclude, don’t make me start blocking your emails.

Thank you.

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Ted Carter
Ted Carter

Written by Ted Carter

Researcher. Project Manager. Liberal. Agnostic. White. Male. Heterosexual. Cisgender. Nerd. Geek. Father. Husband. American?

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